"JESUS SAVES" SPOOFS

A lot of spoofs on the "Jesus Saves" slogan have popped up here and there. Here are a few for your amusement.

• Jesus Saves souls...then redeems them for valuable prizes.
• Jesus Saves with double coupons.
• Jesus Saves, passes off to Moses, who shoots and scores!
• Jesus Saves, Moses invests, but only Buddha pays dividends.
• Jesus puts his money in the First National Bank. Jesus puts his money in the First National Bank. Jesus puts his money in the First National Bank. Jesus Saves! Jesus Saves! Jesus Saves! (This should be sung with the music from that "Glory, Glory, Hallelujah" song.)

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